Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
On a co-worker
LP: “He eats very healthy, like broccoli, tofu, vegetables, smoothie, all day”.
CGC: “Well that’s not bad”.
LP: “No, but that diet, it is asexual”.
CGC: “What do you mean?”
LP: “I don’t know what comes first, what is the chicken or what is the egg, or whether it is the wimpy diet and then the asexual or the asexual and then the wimpy diet”.
LP: “Do you want to hear a sad story?”
LP: “It is about an Afghanistan dog”.
CGC: “Like a dog from Afghanistan or an Afghan dog like an Afghan hound?”
LP: “No, a dog in Afghanistan”.
CGC: “Is the dog an Afghan hound?”